That's right, even I have an appreciation for fine religious text like this. "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20 (New International Version)
Just to completely screw with everyone, I'm going to have to work that line into a story on Yiffstar, complete with attribution, in the hopes that it gets bumped high enough in search rankings to horrify "innocent" Christians. ;)
Ah man, if I would only be a little bit less perverted, I'd totally fall in love with you this instant.
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