Waxing Philosophical

* I have lost ten pairs of socks in a month. I blame anyone reading this who has a foot fetish. Especially you.

* The quantity of channels available on a given medium (TV, radio, etc.) is inversely proportional to the quality of their content.

* There are reddits for bacon and pre_bacon. Why isn't there a post_bacon reddit? Wait. Eww.

* Why does seeing the headline "SquirrelFish Extreme" make me wonder if Doug Winger is still doing art?

* Why the hell am I typing all this when I should be working? ;)